Osiris shoes from TK MAXX – Mum

It’s cool with Mums because you can be honest, “When have you seen me wear clown shoes post 2003?” Her defence is they were cheap and the chap serving her said it’s what all extreme sports athlete’s wear. I’m about as athletic as the dog, which is now about three stone heavier as he roasts in front of the fire! “Mum they’re not even in my size!” They only had 11’s, that’s why they were cheap. Insisting I wear them for a Boxing Day meal, means these blocks of rubber are not going back to the shop for a full refund.