Supermarket BMX T-shirt from Aunty Tilly

Aunty Tilly tries, she really does and out of most of the shit gifts I have to politely unwrap, hers is always the one that I’m genuinely ok about. For a number of reasons: one being she’s really nice; two she’s loaded and I really want to be invited into her will when she finally logs off and three, she’s totally cool with me having the receipt so I can go back to the supermarket where she purchased this novelty item, switching it for a crate of lager and/or other useful items. One year, knowing what I do with her gift, she actually gave me vouchers and because I felt really bad, instead of spending them on crap I got a novelty shirt! It made her day and it was the year I really embraced Christmas.