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Friday Randoms – Five Reasons To LIKE Scooters


SKATEPARK MILFS

Added bonus for sitting there all day telling school children to move out of the f*cking way… on the whole their Mums are banging! I’ve heard of at least two PRO BMXers who’ve had their wicked way with the Mother of a scooter kid. No doubt there’s many more riders out there who’ve also got involved with a bored housewife, on the deck of a six foot quarter. It’s basic mathematics to be fair, the more sex starved naughty forties in the same building as a rampant sex mad BMXer, it’s only going to have one outcome. Can’t mess around with nature, it’s just how it is!

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