1. Chipping Norton Street

David Cameron, Jeremy Clarkson and that shit one from blur.

Don’t ever ride street in Chipping Norton. There isn’t any! Plus, if you tried to feeble the foot high, 300 year old brick ledge on London Road, you’ll be accosted and sent to a Tory dungeon. Chipping Norton is the home of Jeremy Clarkson who hates all cyclists, Rebekah Brooks who’ll hack your phone and Prime Minister David Cameron. So good luck with that! Give this place a massive swerve, unless you’re a land baron running for office.