Taking the train is a right of passage for most UK BMXers. Arguing with the guard about bikes, dealing with dogs in a hi vis vest, drunk guys, loose women and rabid chavs, it all adds up to that rail travel experience to your local park.

Here’s a bunch of stupid shit BMXers see while taking the train…

IIIINNNNNN ONE girl with massive rack makes anyones journey that much better. Particularly when she gets them out for the lads….IIIINNNNNN TWO cracking open a can of lager while going to sign on.. we have the parents of the year. Clearly no valid ticket, but who cares it’s time to get smashed.IIIINNNNNN THREE where is the line? This pup is practically a horse! Don’t put your feet on the seats, but this slobbering beast is just fine.

IIIINNNNNN FOUR flying rat makes himself comfy at the expense of others.IIIINNNNNN FIVE please take your feet off the seat buddy, people have to sit there.