We’ve scoured the police archives of stolen bikes to bring you a collection of BMX’s that seriously do not want to be found.

Having your bike nicked can be quite a traumatic moment. However there’s times when a thief has done you a favour, and we consider each of these thefts as a favour. Read on…

Coming out of the paper shop to discover your Huffy Cyclone missing gives you a potential headache, because you know you now have to walk home. On the other hand the walk home will be really pleasant knowing you’ll never see this piece of shit ever again.Unidentified gusset fest looking for it’s real owners after being found in a garden with 138 other stolen bikes. How a chain can ever get this rusty is beyond me! And look at the wheel nuts, they’re ginger!Gyro enabled Mongoose from a time when Mongoose sucked badly. Thankfully they’re now going in a new direction which means their bikes are dope. In this instance though the owner of this now “hot” bike will be glad to see the back of it. Lugging it around with your posse on the pegs must have been a real up hill struggle.How low can you go? Even your average thief knows a top tube this bad is not worth a punt. He must have been having a quiet week. The owner however went on a 24 hour celebratory bender with the insurance money.