It’s the sort of trip we can all relate to and appreciate, although I used to do it in the relative comfort of my mates decked out transit van, nothing anywhere near as stylish or rad as a pimped out motorbike.
Fids is no stranger to this kind of stuff, he’s been on many a motorbike journey and in our last Ride to Glory issue of the mag, he gave us this typically wild and hilarious account of one such trip in the U.S:
It was a 1000-mile, 17hr (if you don’t stop), road trip to Texas toast. It was from Louisville KY to Austin Texas, by myself, on a Harley, with my BMX, skateboard and backpack. I left Louisville at about 11pm because there was a big gap in the rainy weather. I hand no map, just a piece of paper with the roads I needed to take written down on and a phone that only worked when I could find Wi-Fi.
So, I set off with one piece of advice, DO NOT STOP IN LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS, as it’s real ghetto. The Harley will do about 150 miles to a tank of gas, but to be on the safe side, I stopped for gas every 100 miles. Every time I stopped, it was a scene, but in a good way. I mean, it’s not everyday you see an Englishman on a Kentucky registered Harley with a bright yellow BMX and skateboard strapped to the back of it.
Everything was going good, the sun was coming up and I had dodged the rain. I decided to ride through the night and then stop again for gas at a truckers stop. I had some food, and then, when I filling up, I realised a bolt on the sissy bar (the bit that my bike, skateboard and backpack is strapped to) was missing, and now the mudguard was rubbing on the back tyre. I needed to fix this. I got told at the truck stop that there was a Home Depot (American B&Q) down the road. Then I realise, I’m in LITTLE ROCK, where I’ve been told to NOT stop. I find the Home Depot and get what I need. I then find a corner of the car park that’s out the way enough to fix the bike. I have my stuff all over the floor, to access the bit I need to fix the bike. All of a sudden, a car pulls up, all low and hip hop blaring out of it. Two gnarly looking black dudes in it, and I’m literally shitting myself. Then they ask what I’m up to? I have trouble understanding their thick Southern accents and they’re having the same problem with me. So, I tell em what I’m up to and why I have my BMX with me and they have yet more friends slowly showing up. They then Google me, and are luckily blown away by it. By this time, 6 more cars are now there and I see one dude has a gun. Panic is still gripping.
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