Before we start this attack on people with, and lets be honest here, some of the worst tattoos ever to grace the human body. Let it be known, I’ve personally been a victim of a tattoo crisis. Age 16 I nipped into the local “ink joint” to choose a slither of tribal from the wall. Unbeknown to me this looked exactly like the Slipknot logo. I’m still berated for it to this day!
Thankfully though, this is now covered over with some respectable pirate ship art. I don’t particularly like boats, or the sea. But the creation was put there by an artist who’s one of the best in the business, so I feel honoured it’s sorted in such a special way. And I no longer look like a gothic dork! Well not tattoo wise anyway…

It can often be difficult installing a chain. This guy decided to get the instructions tattooed on his back, smart thinking. Or smart “inking”, even..

This is what it looks like when someone crashes into you at speed.

A constant reminder that you need to tidy the garage floor.

Often there’s a book of designs to choose your tattoo from when you visit the parlour. This guy decided to take the Taiwan Bike Guide.

Eye heart BMX, on the right arse cheek. No worries…

Passion killer when you have to explain this to a girl you’ve just brought back to your flat!

Guy riding flatland, who’s been scorched beyond recognition because of the flames licking at him, rounded off with BMX in goth text. No regrets.

It’s pretty obvious this guy thinks his penis is a stem, right?

BMX caught in a human flesh web. And, ironically it will be BMX that ruins your shoulder.

Support your local BMX store. Get grounded for three years.

Are these like 7.5″ high! Everyone is repping like 9″s now.. Nightmare.

Apparently there’s 200 BMX brands. This guy has got some way to go yet.

This ones a keeper. Set of bars at the base of the back to suggest “holding on” while mating,