So you get chatting to this girl, you’re punching well above your weight but it’s all good because she spoke the immortal words “I’m really into BMXers”.

“Can I shock you, I errr,, ride, a bit..” Said in the style of Simon from the Inbetweeners.

You’ve done some riding in your teens before sacking it off to drive a Corsa around car parks. Because of this you’re holding the conversation and within two weeks you’re an item.

She’s into BMXers so you need to upgrade your kit and get down the park. However, before you know it you’re in love with BMX again and she gets all needy and creepy. You call it a day when you opt to buy an oil slick sprocket instead of taking her to Nandos.