The tank is half full, as apposed to it being half empty kinda guy. After watching the latest DVD he borrowed off Steve down the pub who randomly just got back into riding again. He feels he could still do a few rounds on the old Warpig.

“In my day a hand rail was bar height, the stuff they do today is all well and good one foot off the ground” The rotund man exclaims while balancing a pint on his gut (all bought and paid for).

These type of quitters often come back and not only kill it, but tend to stay riding for a long time. Fair play to em…