1. They're Single
*Mark Webb photo unrelated, that guy will never quit!
It’s an absolute classic this one. Head down the local park and your old mate Steve is sat there on his top tube looking a bit chunkier, bike is out of date and he’s got a face like a slapped arse.
“Back riding then mate?” you say with an ironic glare.
“yeaahh well, I broke up with Sally so need to take my anger out on something” Steve says almost crying like a big fat baby.
Thats that, for the next two years he’s updating his bike, shedding the pounds and riding hard again like he did when he was 18. Everything is going great and he’s even put out a web edit. All until Sally starts Snapchatting shots of her udders over, and you can guess what happens next….