Yesterday, Alien hunters found signs of intelligent life on Mars, who they think were building pyramids to worship their dead… To us that seems hard to believe, if inelegant life has ever roamed the surface of the red plant, there’s only one reason why they would build structures with such perfect geometry.

Here’s what we think alien intelligence were up to millions of years before our existence.

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