Everyone was pretty knackered and feeling the effects of a heavy night out in Oxford. Will Herrmann brought some ratty birds back to the hotel and Kyle convinced them that it was actually our house and we all lived there, like a big bunch of motherless brothers. They facked off later when they got scared and started saying we’d rape them. Nobody had the ability to take there shoes off, nevermind attack a disgusting fat bird. Urgh, why does this only happen on BMX trips. I’m too old for that.

Quick stop of at the local trails on Guernsey. Aiden boosts the hip…

Last minute point tick off…. Get it?

Matt surfs the van.

Nobody could be bothered to ride so we went to the Pitt Rivers Museum and looked at dinosaurs and massive crabs.