wetting the bed.

Posted on November 18, 2007 @ 3:50 PM

well, this is quite an embarrassing.  last night i got wasted.  fucking hammered.  was necking rum and flexing my groin to rock ballads a plenty.  boston's more than a feeling, hotel california, free bird.  man, it was sssssssaaaaaaaamfink else.  my last memory is lying on my mate's floor with a bottle of poppers about to puke with her jumping around to murder city devils.  then, memory number 2 is having a dream about weeing.  i felt so content, weeing away, flowing and splashing about a toilet.  then i thought i had better just check it wasn't a dream.  i mean, in my dream, this dream of having a wee, i thought, just check you are not just asleep Rhys and simply weeing your pants.  in the dream i forcefully sqeazed my eye lids shut which made my real life eyes open.  the grey pants i was wearing had a darker wet grey bit.  that darker grey bit was getting bigger quickly.  fuck, i was wetting the bed.  i actually wet myself.  luckily i caught myself mid act and ran to the toilet to finish the deed.  i felt so embarrassed.  i got back to my bedroom and thought, fuck it, i'll just sleep on the otherside of my double bed, clean up the mess in the morning.  get some rest.  deal with the embarrassment when i;m done and rested.  so i walked into my dark bedroom, all sleepy eyed, and tried to climb in the other side.  fuck.  i couldn't get in, something was blocking my entrance.  shit.  it was a girlfriend.  i fucking wet the bed with me dorris in there too.  she was all curled up right on the edge and i weed in the middle.  there was just enough room on the far right for me to balance and sleep a bit more.  like france and germany either side of the rheinland.  no man land.  neither side wanting to make an invasion into the pissy river rhein.  how did things come to this?  wetting the bed with me bird there then balancing on the edge of france with my bare bum poking out the quilt.  i make myself sick.  tudaar. 

 

 

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