Tbags , bmx and the return of the machine

Posted on September 10, 2007 @ 10:02 PM

Its been a few weeks since my last blog and a fair old bit has happened. firstly i have to apologise for the lack of photo. my computer crashes every time i try to upload one. I know a certain ginger was hinting at after a new one to be donated the other week but i am absolutely desperate. so please. any donations. even if its just a ram card it will make me happy, thanks. so last week my life took another one of its wierd little turns. i have a habit of running into streaks of good and bad luck. last week was a bit of both. firstly i went on a 48 hour fishing trip with bmx odd bod bongo. the front brake was left at home and replaced for a couple of rods each. it was a catfish water in cheshire where i was promised to catch a heavy fish. it cost £55 for the 48 hours. for that you get a patch of land big enough to pitch a tent and thats it. the action was non stop. thats if you count boiling a camping stove action. i had 48 hours of completely undisturbed fishing. no cats no big carp nothing. apart from a tiny fish that just fit in my palm. 55lb>??? i dont think so .£55 more like.

After riding the crest of that wave i returned to a bit of good news. my old buddy "the hogg " had finally done somethin good for me. this has got to be the first. all i ever remember him doing to me is playing pranks and generally making me miserable. anyway with the help of his big shot motocross connections and hob nobbing he managed to hook ME up on one of the biggest sponsorship deals of this year in the BMX world. Beverage sponsors are becoming more and more popular all the time but forget red bull, sobe and relentless. they are drinks for gays and no one really likes them. I can boast with great pride that i now ride for lancashire tea.... It's not a wind up and still hasn't sunk in yet. 1200 bags a months has made me king dick at work and now im fueled on a deadly cocktail of caffiene and smart price cookies. Yeah me

 Saturday was a big event on my social calender.(if fishing and riding is much of a calender). It was the return of Will the machine jackson. Its been a year since he set sail around the world in a hot air balloon made from organic hemp seed sacking and powered by re-cycled fossil fuel. anyway to celebrate the return we had a bit of a get together and a night out in the lovely city of preston.did i say lovely? i meant shit hole, but it was fun all the same. Loud mouthed brother Andy was in town followed by revolts fly paul and professional lambrini drinky Gumby. needless to say things got pretty loose and ended up messy. The morning after wasnt as fun as the night out by a long shot and a back yard ramp session was soon put to a stop by the hangover fairy's.

My final thought for today is a quick tip on how not to get fit. On friday afternoon My self and workmate were driving home when the traffic slowed down to a near stop. at first it looked like it was a car accident but on closer inspection we saw a Blue looking body being given mouth to mouth by a paramedic.The man was lying there motionless in shorts and t shirt and was slighly fat looking with  no sign of a crash or anything bad. we got moved on and left wondering what might have happened. Later that day a news report announced that the man had actually tried to take up joggong to lose weight. unfortunately this act of self awareness cost him his life. The moral...... stay lazy and eat lots of food sat on your fat spotty arse. Im off tosser's I' due for a brew........nj

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