Get me out of this country

Posted on July 25, 2007 @ 6:08 PM

 



Yo fools heres another blog. not had chance to do much this week because of that filthy thing called work. god knows why i ever threw in the towel and tried it. every hour of my life is consumed by metal and welding things together for a pat on the back and £1.50 an hour. could be worse i suppose. was watching the weather on tv and half of england is underwater.not good really.never mind all the houses that are ruined,what about the river severn and the avon??? they are two of the best fisheries in the uk and may never be as good again. people need to get thier priorities right. following up from iggy,s humiliation with older ladies ,this week was his 23rd birthday (although you would swear he,s 40) and we decided to be great mates and make his birthday one to remember. For the first time in my life i went on a mission to purchase some illegal stuff. now this shit isnt my thing nor do i reccomend it but i was assured that baked in a cake would have some pretty drastic affects. it all went to plan as iggy is a greedy sod and quaffed the whole cake so ended up pretty smashed. not only that but some one who will remain nameless spiked his shot of vodka with a quick squirt of wee. needless to say igy is not a happy man. if your reading igg,we all love ya really.

last night was tuesday and god gave us a dry day. mighty noble of him i thought so decided to strike whlie the iron was hot. big shot bmx-er longlost jonny was in town again with jamie barron abd a bit of a session went down at southport park. call it old age, call it bitterness ,call it whatever you like but i cant stand flairs. thats what ruined my night. a 5 stone punk in tight clothes doing all the big tricks. the only thing to salvage the evening was a good old fashioned flyout session. bloody hell was it refreshing. no whips,no flips,just tweakers and tables. jamie barron blasted the best and hopefully should be a photo of him right here. this is one trick that never gets old. cheers jim

Oh by the way on sunday night a few of us went to the lovely town of wigan. home of pies, rugby , council crack houses and chris mahony. we were there to see none of these fortuately. instead we were treated to the best band of the monent,"the lancashire hotpots". for get electric guitars loud drums and distortion and you have a brilliant folk comedy band. you know its good when a whole song is dedicated to slagging off emo's.

thats about it for me. im soon on my two week holidays which kick off in the isle of man with hotwheels tweakers. word to ya mam....how is ya mam??? nj

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