a weekend to be topped

Posted on November 12, 2007 @ 7:05 PM

Its been a while since my last blog so decided i better do one before im sacked. its monday night and Im still pretty worked after the weekend. a two day riding trip soon turned into a booze fueled lads on tour trip. olly at odessa shoes wanted me to shoot some pics for the team and invited me to come and have a chilled weekend. As the petrol was on him i decided to fill the car with a few mates. formby jay, neil maher and alki were all mad keen to get down south and do some quality riding. that plan went out the window at 5 o clock on fri evening when alki hit the first of many beers. southport to devon is quite a long drive and we soon needed some source of entertainment. prank calls are always fun and i managed to get hold of koji crafts mobile number. i imposed as my favorite twat"joey bango" from liverpool and heckled the hell out of him. the conversation ended in a threat involving a boat trip to usa to put the welly in while he was banged out. i guess you had to be there. we arrived at 11 o clock and were soon drinkin strawberry vodka neat and in a club playin bangin house. alki did his best at the birkenhead stomp which is nothing short of genius!  i finally met the infamous bomber and somehow got paid by his girlfriend to give him a kiss. not very nice but it was the difference between chips and chips and cheese! moments after that i was approched by a girl who asked me if she should have gurners of sniff? i had no idea what they were but was soon put straight. as usual i got it wrong and ended up dubbing them as grinners.

saturday was bmx day. well more like watching a ten year old kid do every rail we went to. not bad for a young scally i must admit. the trip was then moved on to plymouth where things got messy. big shot flatlander lee musselwhite came along. (oh by the way lee is shooting footage for a thorntons chocolate advert as we speak!)  so more booze was bought and then hit up the clubs and pubs of plymski. we ended up in a lap dancing club and things got a little fruity. this place had all kinds in it. fatty's, crack heads, old hags, orientals and one or two that were ok. some of our group spent a few quid on private dances. i gatecrashed one of them and took a snap only to be dragged out by the bouncers and have my phone checked.(tossers) after that we ended up in yet another bangin house club and witnessed part two of the birkrnhead stomp.  at 4.30 we headed back to the hotel only to be rudely ferused that only 2 out of 6 of us where allowed in. well i dont take no for an answer especially when im gassed. between us we manged to smuggle everyone in and even disarmed the security alarms. £60 for 6 people. not bad value for money!

 anyway im back now and cant wait til next weekend. its a trip to leeds to hang out with andi kackson. maybe even ride a bike this time! speaking of jacksons i have a pic of jackson senior at long lost jonny's private barn! till next time tossers. word up.....nj

 

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